lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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REMEMBERING SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO LAST SECOND

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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heart:

when you get a new book from school and they smell hella bad

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cokeflow:

when you remember you have leftovers from a restaurant

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milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

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extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

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boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

"JASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
- Cattan

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